Attention All

I Morgan Marilyn Wood, would like to accomplish these said goals before I croak.

1. open a record store where we would reserve the right to sell sentimental tacky crap, John Cusack would mope around, Jack Black would run the register, and the ever present question of "which came first the music or the misery?" would come to a conclusion.

2. understand at least one line of Shakespeare.

3. force my sister Hilary to read all the Harry Potter books.

4. go an entire week without using the word queerbait.

5. create a new flavor of vitamin water. just like 50 cent did.

6. memorize That Thing You Do word for word

7. meet a real life version of Ramona Quimby.

8. be in an argument with someone and whip out such harsh verbal rhetoric, that it would cause the other person to pick their jaw up off the floor, and exit the building.
ie: the coffe shop scene in You've Got Mail where Meg Ryan tells Tom Hanks that he is nothing but a suit.



9. have at least one succesful, flirtatious conversation with a member of the opposite sex. my mother tells me i am incompetent when it comes to flirting.





10. have my life story be made into a lifetime movie where Tina Fey would play yours truly, Morgan Freeman would serve as the narrarator, and Shia Labouf would be my lover.


11. instead of people thinking my family is just plain skitzo, recive the highest compliment one could recieve: BEING COMPARED TO THE TENENBAUM FAMILY.



12. marry Jim Halpert.