To all of our stalkers this one is for you! I (Hilary) had the greatest opportunity to go to Traffic School and experience 6 hours of pure hell! Here are some of the highlights:
1. Mr McBride my teacher started off the class by instructing us on how to hack into a computer. Only 6 more hours to go!
2. Over half the class was older than 60 years old. Which means lots of note taking and questions for McBride. People get a clue that nobody cares about how you got your ticket for speeding!
3. McBride would answer almost every question that was asked to him with, " I don't understand what your trying to explain to me, moving on!" Moving on indeed.
4. The lamest question was asked, "Can you get a DUI if you are on the back of a horse?" Really? Seriously?
5. I got to sit next to a 78 year old lady who is in my home ward. So here's a shout out to you Sister Rice. The way she gets out of tickets is by explaining to the officer that she can't wear her seatbelt because her boobs get in the way. I guess it didn't work this time around.
I would keep a watchful eye out for those crazy drivers on the road. My suggestion would be to just ride a horse, drunk or sober you'll never get pulled over by the fuzz for trodding along on a horsie!
4 comments:
Hey, at least Sis. Rice has boobs to get in the way.
Too funny Hilary!!! At least it's over with. And don't we all feel sorry for Claire? I sure do. I don't know what that would be like...having no boobs that is. :)
Only one more round of traffic school to go! I'm looking forward to more stories!
You seriously had to go and take traffic school without me! You couldn't have waited two more weeks :( love you xoxo....and miss you
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