also, blackboard is down thus the reason for this post.
i'd just like to brag for a minute (about my humility) and also about how great i am at not being an overachiever. i would like to share with you the secrets of my non-success.
how to be an average student:
1. always be late to class. and if you get stuck in traffic that's even better. it gives you more time to take pictures of yourself and send them to your friends. i did that this morning, and we all know my friends had a better day because of it.
this is the face i make when i'm trying to impress people.
2. don't pay attention to the lecture, just watch the students instead. sometimes, and by sometimes i mean all the time, i keep a tally of how many PINK sweat pants and sigma chi-bi-li-ni-gay frat shirts i see.
3. when you decide to "dedicate" yourself, take a picture. it's important to document these milestones. don't be afraid to share this moment with a few deserving contacts in your phonebook. you can also attach a funny message if you like. (but that part is like soooo optional)
(actual photo. note the 7 bullet points and how i gave up soon after)
4. when it comes time to doing homework, never ever EVER start doing it without surrounding yourself with the proper distractions/time wasters.
here are a few of my personal favorites: (apart from facebook, youtube, and pandora. those are just a given.)
warning: these are not froo-froo websites that have stupid pictures not relating to anything. nobody wants to effing look at polaroids of teacups or hot air balloons or ballett slippers hanging on a doorknob. those websites are for people who don't know how to read.
- newdust
you're welcome for the sweet music hookups and the rest are so lolz worthy. right guys?
5. my final tip is my personal favorite. i like to call it "nap time."
hopefully these tips will help you become less desirable and more common.
love you.
love,
me.
ps. i don't know why the layout of this post looks weird. it just does. so pretend it doesn't k?
4 comments:
I like to think that I had this down pretty well in the way back days when I actually was a student. Way to go, good for you.
P.S. I thought your next blog post was supposed to be about me?!? I feel totally jipped.
sadly. those are the type of pictures people want to see. (but, don't forget to include 10-15 pictures of your vintage {thrift store} outfit including where you got it, when you got it and how much you spent on it. and maybe the size of the article of clothing, but thats only for skinny girls)
Hahah I don't know you, but this just made my life. Or semester, at least. We could be twins separated at birth.
this made me pee.
also, i said "here here!" out loud like 5 times. or 6.
xo
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