Dear Shia,
We know things have been tough lately. You are filming the new Indiana Jones movie and it can get pretty stressful. Understandably you need a break. But don't get drunk at a Walgreens parking lot and try to get in at 2:30 in the morning only to get arrested. Walgreens Shia? Seriously? Out of all the places you could choose to break into at night... Walgreens? I know that intoxication can affect your thinking skills but next time plese make a better choice and just crash at at least a WalMart, for they are open all freakin' night! We still are big fans of you but keep this up and we might have to reconsider you as our favorite actor (yeah right!) Good luck on Novemember 28th in court. And as always theres more that meets the eye
Love,H&M
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Dear Shia,
Since we are making a list of improvements ditch the goatee. You look disgusting with it. I still loved you in transformers, holes and disturbia but that is because you didn't have NASTY teenage facial hair. Gross.
Laura
Well happy birthday Morgan hope it was a day filled with people doing things for you! Can't believe that your 18! Hope it was fun! love ya
WHAT!? I've been crushed, and apparently living in a hole...or just too poor to have cable, or buy magazines...anyway SHIA you've been my guilty pleasure since EVEN STEVENS! How could you do this to m! To us!? hmm actually its kinda hott, what a man! jk.
ps I love the facial hair...sorry Laura!;)
HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY MORGAN!!!!!!!!!
i feel bad for people who can't grow beards.
and they make sad attempts at it.
it's really pitiful.
but i can't take full credit for my beloved facial hair.
i prayed everyday from the time i was fifteen that i would someday grow a beard. i was shooting for 21 years of age, or somewhere around there. but the power of prayer is real, and i had a full beard at seventeen.
oh, and shia labeouf is a human.
and a man. there's more than meets the eye, so consider this: there was probably a drunk girl with him too. if he's performing such acts, you can expect women to be involved in some way. and women make boys do CRAZY things. ask devin and laura.
more power to you louis stevens! but beware the females.
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