It's times like these that make me wish I had actually swam the requested amount of laps at practice instead of:
-calling "emergency captains meetings" that took place in the parking lot of QT.
-hiding in the bathroom stall when I heard the words "200 IM at full tilt boogie."
-telling coach richardson I couldn't swim today "because I'm having female problems."
-rummaging through duffel bag after duffel bag hoping to find a set of car keys. and when I was successful, sneaking out and napping in their car.
-holding dance parties in the bathroom with the girls synchro team.
-ducking under the lane lines until I reached the dive tank, where I would then ask the divers to not to rat on me.
-sitting at the wall claiming that my goggles won't stop leaking
I'm sorry I let you down coach.
Love,
Morgan.
3 comments:
Oh Morgan...you forget that I grew up in Vegas. I do know the TRUE meaning of heat. When you loose at least 2 cassettes a summer(yes I said cassetes and not CD's, and yes I'm that old) to the heat of summer because they literally melt to the seat of your car, then you know the true meaning of summer. I was refering to the thunderstorms, not the heat. I hate the heat. I'm ready for fall. Love ya and your sassy comments. Keep em comin.
ps-For some reason, the forcast on the post of mine keeps changing each day, so that kind of defeats the purpose of the post. Weird, huh. I can't figure out why it updates each day. Oh well.
I am trying to leave you the longest comment ever! Is it working? So, what's up? How are you doing? When am I gonna see you? How's your dog? How's Hilly? How's your madre y padre?
I'm bored now. Bye!
I fixed the picture of the forecast on my blog-it doesn't change anymore.
Just thought you might wanna know that.
Is there ever gonna be another "Rock of Love" show? Or how about another "Real World/Road Rules Challenge"? The first one of us to hear anything should let the other person know.
And to think I was so proud to have my daughter as swim captain of the Highland High School Swim Team. I actually thought she was swimming and setting a good example for, being an amazing leader to, and earning the respect of her team mates. Silly me. Maybe I should ask Mrs. Phelps if she needs help mothering her superman swimmer. My swimmer apparently never really swam !
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