guyphone.

i like to call this chapter of my life "that one time morgan got an iphone." this phone is my one true love and is now documenting moments in my life better than any reality show crew ever could. (probably not true) if you're phone friends with me, chances are you're getting an overwhelming amount of pictures sent your way. hey phonebook. YOU'RE WELCOME.

one time i had to take care of chad and hil's cat while they were out of town.

one time sarah and i realized we make the exact same faces as our sisters.

one time rebecca black happened.

one time melanie looked like a kardashian.

one time i wore really cute clothes.

one time i sat next to my art history teacher in relief society.

one time this drunk guy spilled his beer all over the light rail. and then he threw up. and then he took a nap.

one time i took pictures of my bruises to mark their progress. *

*nobody even cared about this. they were like "ummmm this is boring and irrelevant." and i was all "OH I'M SORRY MY PAIN MEANS NOTHING TO YOU."

one time i todd was being a gem

p.s. some of my besties also upgraded their phones and now we're being trendy together. sometimes we like to take videos of ourselves and send them to each other because that's what friends do.

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